Old theme, but new again. ;) Thanks.
Old theme, but new again. ;) Thanks.
I think they expired so, no, they aren’t available. Sorry!
So badly tbh… I never really learned to type. I type fast but badly and I love my backspace key. I really should actually learn to type, but that’s on the to-do list.
You want? What? Tell me what you are, slut… tell me what you need me to do.
Ehhh… I don’t randomly hit on girls. Period. And I’ll rarely compliment a stranger… it just doesn’t tend to work out incredibly well where I am. But the last time I did was a few weeks ago. It was a nice morning and for some reason I was up early, and I noticed, a full block away, a gorgeous little blonde thing in hospital scrubs. She looked exhausted… clearly coming home after a who-knows-how-long shift… I was pretty sure she didn’t want to be assaulted by a stranger but she was absolutely radiantly beautiful, so, as we got closer I said “excuse me” right there on the sidewalk. She stopped, looking mildly annoyed (which is required whenever a stranger speaks to you), but ready to help, probably assuming I was a confused tourist. I said something like “I just wanted you to know I noticed you about a block away. You’re absolutely beautiful. Have a nice day.” And then I kept walking. I’m pretty good at reading people and she went from “annoyed/ready to help lost tourist” to “irritated I’m being hit on my a stranger” to “kinda confused and I think happy about it” in about 5 seconds.
I think the key is to not make someone uncomfortable and you want to disengage right away. I wasn’t trying to hit on her. I didn’t want her phone number. Guys write me all the time asking how to pick up girls and my answer is basically please don’t. (Plus, the fact you’re asking a stranger online how to pick up girls is frightening. You need to learn some shit before you do anything that could result in you reproducing…) I didn’t want anything from her, but I noticed she was gorgeous and I thought I’d tell her. Maybe I made her day a little brighter, as she had made mine.
Not tonight. Linguine. Keep up, anon. :P
Hah. Cooking linguine with clam sauce… just finished cooking the clams and pulling the little buggers out of their shells. ;)
<3 I’m not good at everything, but thank you for your very sweet note. I do have my flaws… trust me on that one. (And I wrote “you’re” instead of “your” in a post a few days ago that has gotten tons of reblogs. Egad. That will bother me for a while lol. (I might be a teeny bit obsessive. There’s flaw #1.))
But thank you for this very sweet note… I think we all just put our best foot forward, and I happen to have a very Domly foot, so it works. ;)
Hmmm… well… hmmm…. ok… So, well, my first reaction… hmmmm….
Ok, well I don’t think it works like that. I mean did you decide to be gay or straight or whatever you are? I think for most people the BDSM “urge” is a natural part of who they are. At least that’s my experience and understanding, but, that does not mean you’re wrong… it just means that I don’t understand you based on my personal experience. I guess try being dominated and try dominating someone and see what you think? Maybe? There are people who switch effectively, and there are people who “only play BDSM sometimes” and there are people who define their entire selves through BDSM. Don’t let anyone tell you anything is wrong or “inauthentic” or anything like that (some parts of the “BDSM” community can be quite judgmental, contrary to what you might expect.) (I’m “using” a lot of quotes in this “answer”.)
Maybe you’re on both ends. Maybe you’d like to be on both ends at the same time. Maybe you’re on one end. Maybe you’re in the middle. Maybe you’re nowhere at all. I dunno, but I think experimentation and finding out what makes your pink parts tingle will guide you to the answers you seek.
Have fun. ;)
I think it would be better like this:
And, more seriously, here’s what I really think about the original version:
Forty minutes from opening the refrigerator to sitting down to eat, and that was artichoke cooking time…. I could’ve done the fish and fiddleheads in 15 minutes start to finish. (I had the cake already done.)
Knife skills, among other skills. ;)
:) Thank you. Me? Rude? No?!?! :P
As for terrible pen pal, it took me about three days to answer this and I had to page over maybe 20 unanswered messages to get here. “Terrible Pen Pal” achievement unlocked.